Panic Attack

This evening I was famished! For breakfast I had a bowl of cereal. Lunch was pasta with butter and parmesean cheese. I ate an orange as a snack. I began to panic that my hunger was an indication of malnourishment so I began to cry in fear that I was stunting the development of the fetus inside of me and that my baby would be born with eyes on the side of its head. So my husband, very experienced at dealing with his pregnant wife, said, “Where would you like to go for dinner?” Reluctant but grateful I practically replied, “Mama Fu’s.” because kids eat free on Wednesday nights. So Mama Fu’s it was and it was delicious and I hate the entire meal. We paid a total of $23.30 for the 7 of us and brought home 3 Dragon Tails (chicken nuggets) and 2 bowls of macaroni and cheese. I love kids eat free night! However, 2 hours later I was famished again. Apparently I must be going through a growth spurt and no amount of nourishing food will satisfy my appetite for long.